
The most common word Crew uses right now is WHY? I know that this is a common thing for kids his age. But it is really commical at times, frustrating other times, and downright silly. A typical conversation with Crew these days could be like this one the other night on a family rhino ride...
Crew: "Why can't we see the deer. I want to see the deer. You said we were looking for the deer. Where are they?"
Dad: "They are hiding."
Crew: "Why are they hiding?"
Dad: "Because they don't want to get killed."
Crew: "Why don't they want to get killed?"
Dad: "Because they want to live."
Crew: "Why do they want to live."
Finally, because nothing else will stop the inquisitive little guy,
Dad: "Do you want to die?"
Crew: "NO, do you?"
Dad: "NO."
Crew: "Good!"

Or, here's another one that happened just today while we were driving into town. (My father-in-law lives on a very windy road.)
Crew: "Why are you turning?"
Mom: "Because the road is turning."
Crew: "Why is the road turning?"
Mom: "Because someone made it turn."
Crew: "Who made it turn?"
Mom: "Someone who built it."
Crew: "Who built it?"
Mom: "A worker."
Crew: "Why did a worker build it turny?"
Mom: "Because that's the way they wanted it."
Crew: "But if they built it turny and someone didn't turn, they could crash."
Mom: "Well we won't crash because I'm turning on the corners. But if I didn't turn on the corners we could crash."
Crew: "Will you turn on ALL the corners?"
Mom: "Yes."
Crew: "Why will you turn on all the corners?"
At this point I can't handle it anymore, so I say,
Mom: "Do you want me to turn on all the corners, or do you want me to crash?"
Crew: "No, I want you to turn on all the corners. I don't want to crash."
Mom: "That's good because I don't want to crash either."
WOW! This boy can sure ask some questions these days!! But we love him. And it's good for him to learn things. I love the little guy. Questions and all! He's super silly, but today he surprised me in a good way. I have been working on quilts for the boys new bedroom. I promised them we could decorate their room a cowboy room. Anyway, we've made a disaster of the house lately because I've been sewing and the boys kind of have free range. I finished my last project today at 3:15. Rett's Dad gets off work at 3:30, so he's usually home by 3:45. I told Crew we needed to get the house cleaned up before grandpa got home. He was so good. Such a great helper! He was so excited about getting it done before grandpa got here. Everything I asked him to pick up and put away, he did, and did it very quickly! Needless to say, it was a day that grandpa worked a little late, so we had it done in plenty of time. But I think we would have had it done before he got here anyway because of my great little worker boy Crew! He's still got his issues, like whipping his brother with ropes and telling me he doesn't have to do things because he is Zorro, but, for the most part, he's a good little guy. And he's so excited to be starting pre-school next week! I can't believe he's so big!
Another funny thing about Crew right now. If you want him to do something usually all you have to do is tell him Zorro or Cowboys do it. Like any item for dinner, "Crew, you better eat your dinner so you can get big like Zorro." "OH, Zorro eats this?" "Yup!" And then he proceeds to eat it up! OR, you can tell him that Zorro listens to his mom, and it helps. OR Zorro is nice to his brother. OR Cowboys aren't mean and don't say bad words! It's a great helper, briber tool these days!
And one more cute thing about Crew. He refers to long sleeves as "down sleeves" and short sleeves as "up sleeves" and trying to correct him just doesn't happen!!

